- You check what day of the week it is before deciding what to eat.
- And if it’s not a Wednesday or Friday, you’re definitely going with meat.
- Your saint’s day is a bigger deal than your birthday.
- People ask you why you cross yourself backwards.
- Church camp is the most exciting part of your summer.
- The service routinely starts 15 minutes late and lasts 2 ½ hours…but no one complains.
- And you know to wear your comfortable shoes because you’ll be standing the whole time.
- Prostrations are your preferred form of exercise.
- Sunday brunch isn’t a thing.
- You wear scarves around your head, not your neck.
- You don’t flinch when a priest throws water at you.
- You’ve been chanting in church and made up how to say some of the more complex names in the Bible.
- You never celebrate Easter on the same day as everyone else.
- The priest says “Let us depart in peace” but the service still has 20 minutes.
- Before you pray, you say a prayer.
- As soon as you get home from Liturgy, you take a PLN.
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